How, exactly, do you blow up a plane using lipstick?

The wax/oil content in most lipsticks could easily be made to explode with the force of.. well a fire-cracker.. But if you used PTFN or other malleable explosive in the shape of lip-stick you could punch a whole in the airframe. But seriously if you saw a woman in a Burka with a lipstick you should be suspicious anyway.





You can dream up all kinds of ways to bring down an airplane and that is the problem with the proposed democrats approach to terrorism. You can't plug all the holes. These idiots will keep dreaming stuff up. You need to get terrorism stopped at the source or you will always be chasing bottles of water, lipstick, shoe bombs, etc. You also need to educate these emerging civilizations about right/wrong and the value of human life or we will be fighting this problem again and again with new generations.How, exactly, do you blow up a plane using lipstick?
I'm not sure, I don't wear a towel on my head....let me go ask my local convenience store clerk.How, exactly, do you blow up a plane using lipstick?
I am sure a lipstick container could contain chemicals or explosives or a blade. The authorities must know what they are doing when they choose to ban certain items. I wouldn't put anything past those horrible terrorists, so better safe than sorry.
If you have accomplices and the lipstick is used to make an explosive.





Come on, from what I heard they intended to use sprinkled water for a constituent. Never mind that the lipstick may be soaked with another chemical.





Just place such stuff in the check-in luggage.
Well the last time I flew to the States I wanted to KISS the pilot to death not only because he was really hunky but also because he got me there in one piece with all my limbs and vital organs in their usual places, but apart from that mild aberration then no, I'm afraid my imagination escapes me at the mo ....


Mind you, don't you think that US Defence Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld's facial expression always looks as though he might have a lipstick shoved up his bum?
The real problem is that a lipstick canister *could* contain a small nail file. As we all know, nail files are terrorist's tool of choice for sawing 747's in half IN MID AIR!!


Pretty soon, we'll all have to put on straitjackets before boarding a plane. Or maybe it would be safer if they strapped everyone to the outside of the plane %26amp; gave 'em earmuffs. I'm sure they'll think of something.
At what point, on an airplane, do you need lipstick?
well... if a hot, sexy, %26amp; beautiful girl has it on... %26amp; she winks, blows a kiss, %26amp; licks her lips infront of the captain of the plain (while slightly opening her legs)...





the captain will defenetly loose control, the plain will crash horrificly, %26amp; blow up into a huge inferno!





i tell u... that's the surist way! ;)
you can't. it's all done to promote the illusion of safety and that the current administration is protecting you.
those hardcode extremists dont even shave, they are not gonna wear lipstick
Seriously......hm..





Have Madonna and Anjelina Jolie liplock on an atlantic crossing.





That could do it.